PART Seventeen OF 15 PRINCIPIA ENTROPIUS
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    Gods Will to Unmask Cosmic Moronism
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 Morons are Tricky, You can spot him right away, but the Moron reasons almost
the way you do;The Gap is almost infintismal. A moron is a master of a
paralogism. For an editor, its bad news. It can take him an eternity to
identify a moron, plenty of morons books are published, because they are
convincing at first glance. An editor is not required to weed out the morons,
if the Academy of Science doesn't, why should he?
 Philosophers, don't either. Saint Anselm's ontological Argument is
moronic, for example." God must exist because I can conceive of him as a
being perfect in all ways, including existance". The saint confuses existance
in thought, with existance in reality.
 Gaunilon's refutation is moronic, too. " I can think of an Island in the
sea even if the Island doesn't exist". He confuses thinking of the Possible
with the thinking of the neccesary. --Also known as The "Forbess's Car
argument"
 A duel between Morons. And God loves every minute of it. He chooses to be
unthinkable only to prove that Anselm and Gaunilon were morons. What a
sublime purpouse for creation, or rather the act by wich god willed himself
to be: To unmask Cosmic moronism.

 The Law of Syllogisms states that: universal conclusions cannot be drawn
from Two Paticulars.

        The Legend of Saint Paul, Epistle to Titus
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Epimedes the Cretin says all Cretans are Liars. It must be true, because
he is a Cretan himself, and knows his countrymen well.
 Fnord. On the other hand, Those who call Epimedes a liar have to think
all Cretans aren't, but Cretans don't trust other Cretans, Therefore no
Cretan Calls Epimedes a liar.

  Is this an Example of Moronic Thinking>? Even Morons can win a nobel
Peace Prize. Moronism Is Wisdom!
  The Whole history of Logic consists of our attempts to define an acceptable
notion of Moronism. A Task too immense. Every Great thinker, is someone
else's Moron.

    What is moronism to one, is inchoherant to another!

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      The Great StarGoat Faith, is considered to be Waywardly Erisian,
yet those of that Faith, would deny it. That is their way of admitting
that It is the Truth.

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