PART Sixteen OF 15 PRINCIPIA ENTROPIUS ____________________________________ Anonymoose Says: And it came to pass that Moses needed his socket set back. So he fell upon his knees, and prayed to the Lord, 'Oh, Lord, might thee return my socket set?' And verily, the Lord sent down an angel. And the angel made much fanfare and blowing of horns, and gave Moses back his socket set. And there was much rejoicing. And Moses was grateful unto the Lord, and he said to the angel, 'Tell my Lord He truly is mighty, and just, and great, and all that.' And the angel said unto Moses, 'Well, actually, the Lord could really rather use your lawnmower.' And Moses, being a good man, said 'Oh, Ok.' And verily, the angel did take Moses lawnmower, and his gas can. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Exert Pressure Upon Your Enter Key To Continue: --------------------------------------------------------------------- Beavis and Butthead are both Saints, for it is that St.Butthead, who can Fart, like no other, weilds his magic Long Staff, and St Beavis of Fire, FIRE, FIRE...Is a magor influence on the Faith of FROOT_LOOPS. All those that enter into it, shall do so in the understanding,that these two mythical being represent the epitome of everything that is cool. huh Huh. "Huh Huh Huh, M Huh, huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Uh huh, M Huh Huh Uh M Huh, -St. Beavis -Haiku, Made in Vandriessons Class. From: Advice Guy To: Wilbur Gaglestein Subject: Ask an Idiot Yes, you came to the Right place. Whenever anyone has a question, adress it to ADVICE GUY and the SUBJECT should be "ASK AN IDIOT". Ok, I am sensing a lot of love coming from you, Wilbur. Lets examine what you wrote, shall we? WG> I heard that you are both the moderator in this echo and WG> also the source of excellent advice. I thought I remember I beleive it was "Florida" on good times who once said: " You got that right, honey child. " WG> My problem is with women! I'm 21 years old, 5' 7", WG> weigh 185 lbs, and I am a Computer Science major at Memphis WG> State University. You would think that would be enough to I think it was Burl Ives who said: "Grunt Big For Daddy" and what he meant by that, is Obviously better left to the Rhetorical conciousness of the sublimanal factors as illustrated in the book by Salmon Rushdie and Howard Stern "Feel your Vein". However to Paraphrase: Love is Ok, Sex is Ok, Sex with a partner, is much better. I think you can see where I am going with that, can't you? I am sure you can, and can summize your own fallacys with those words of wisdom, so elequently written, by yours truly. WG> little shy, however. For instance, I don't really want to WG> TALK with them, or go on a DATE or anything. I'm not sure I WG> am ready for anything as deep as that. I just want a In the Words of K.C and the sunshine Band: "Thats the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I Like it." Wich in this instance,is reffering to your innefectual Inner Child who is in self-Riteous mode. I say don't edit yourself, and don't be afraid to Experiment here. Perhaps, instead of People, Try dating Inanimate Objects for a While, A desk or Chair. Establish a relationship with the Chair, take it on little "Excursions" massage the chair. Work your way up to Small furry animals, and perhaps one day, primates. Let the healing take its natural course. WG> when I return to Little Rock, Arkansas (my home) this This is your problem. Blow up the town you live in, and then you can absolve yourself of emotional constrainsts. WG> while she changes clothes. I could call her and pretend I WG> was somebody else. I could drop little notes in her mailbox WG> and in her car while she is not looking. I could sacrifice Very normal. I think it was Norman Fell who once wrote: "Jack, You better Put mrs's Ropers Pantys back where you found them!" Ofcouse, we all know that this is often mis-quoted,but if we look at the Metaphysical realitys of a self-inherint Jack, one that is metaphoric for our rapid decrease in abhoria, then the condition is malevant and Obstentious. With increased dyscordian Dynamics the effort is resolved and all Alterior Pyschotransitional Expereinces with the Multiplex is going to increase with the Interjection of the hoffman Principles. so You can see, that what you are feeling is perfectly normal, and healthy for a boy your age. WG> deep devotion. I would rummage their her trash to find WG> keepsakes. This is another deep problem, instead of Rummaging her trash, say "what is wrong with my own trash?" confront your garbage inadequacy feelings, and take your trash and put on her lawn late an night, and then light it on fire. This might eliminate the negative feelings you are having. Well I am sure I have solved your problem, Feel free to ask me about another one at some time. + + + + + as the alien in Muppet's bathtub once said to me: S N E B I T ! ! ! + + + + + ALL HAIL ERIS, ALL HAIL FROOT LOOPS!!!!! FNORD! The Cyber-Papacy of FROOT LOOPs, or its MODUS OPERANDI DIVINTIA, shall be known as a "Moronacy" , as a form of government, likened unto Utopia and New Atlantis. Morons never do the Wrong thing. The get the reasoning wrong. Like the fellow who says all dogs are pets and all dogs bark, and cats are pets too, and therefore all cats bark. Or that all Athenians are mortal, and all citizens of Piraeus are mortal, so all the citizens of Piraeus are Athenians. Wich they are, but only accidentally. Morons will occaisonally say some thing right, but they will say it for the wrong reason. ALL HAIL MORONS! The great Copulation,is to Cop to the Opionion that if you admit, that you are an Idiot, your life will be smoother, and you will have less Pressure to acheive. You have to ofcourse, expect less. Then when you get more, it will seem even cooler.