Principia Entropius Book Two >>The Principia EntroHocusPocus Part Twenty-three of 15 ---------------------------------- ISIS UNVEILED! ______________ How many of you know Isis was a superhero from Old-Time Television in the days before the Apocolypse? My Children, there was a time, when Pyramids and Statues dotted the Deserts, and deserts were not just the giant sandboxes of great sphinxes sphincters, no they were lush Idyllic Paradises. They held great treasures and great joy, in their lush lands, and they worshipped Isis. Then Hermes showed up, with the Golden Branch, as a gift for Isis, but Isis Did not want it, saying that it stunk, and had golden Sap all over it, and platinum and jewel Encrusted filthy bugs all over it. Hermes was sad, and so Went to The Goddess of Byblos Asarte, and she checked the Stars and the moons for advice, but being the Heavenly Virgin,had no idea, how Hermes could win the favors of the Goddess Isis. Hermes decided to seek out another Goddess for advice, but while racing through Lybya to Greece, he came upon Adonis who was sunbathing in his little speedo Jockstrap figleaf thing, and Hermes could not resist snapping it. Adonis was so upset by this, that he did not return until he was known as "Bon Jovi", and by that time, he sucked. Hermes approached Athene, at the Parthenon, but it stunk of sulphur. he held his nose, and as he went into her temple, his Golden branch began to wilt, and he was driven away. His branch did not recover, and so he could hardly give it to Isis. Since he was not far from Rome, he Decided to call upon Demeter, who told him that Women should lay with Women, but not for the edification of men, in giant tubs of Mud. For the romans had just invented Mud Wrestling, and Demeter the "lesbian Goddess" was so mad, that she erupted a volcano and destroyed the Town of Pompey. Hermes decided that this was not the best Goddess to ask, and noticed his Branch was sagging after watching the fine young mortals who had been frolicing in mud, be roasted alive. Vesta was nearby, but another Virgin Goddess? No, he decided humans had too many such Goddesses. This is when he saw Aphrodites Samantha Fox like Hooters, and buttocks glistening in the Waters of Cyprus. His Tree shot back to life, and straightened out, he offered it to Aphrodite, but she said it had too many knots and bumps on it, and that he would have to rap it in a Giant Sheep Skin. This is How golden Fleece was first used. Later on, Isis Turned Hermes into a Roach, and gave him to Eris. Or so the Mythology Goes. I am not sure, because half way into the great Oracles tale, I flipped it, and started watching Beverlys Hillbillys. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Oberon To: CyberPuck Subject: Middsummers Nights Scream The Ode to Blah ________________ It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here And I'm almost obliged to you for making it clear that I'm not here And I never knew the moon could be so big And I never knew the moon could be so blue And I'm grateful that you threw away my old shoes And brought me here instead dressed in red And I'm wondering who could be writing this song I don't care if the sun don't shine And I don't care if nothing is mine And I don't care if I'm nervous with oyu I'll do my loving in the Winter And the sea isn't green And I love the queen And what exactly is a dream? And what exactly is a joke? |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| Also in the etheric realm are found the initiatory Temples which, in ancient times, also existed in physical form. As humanity lost the inner light they were removed from our plane of manifestation and continued to exist solely at the etheric level. Hence they have become today generally the subject of legend and poetry. Now, however, the time is approaching for their re-externalization. In the meantime, to the illumined disciple the etheric Temples are accessible, and appear as substantial in their realm as physical structures are on this plane. --- "The Bible: Wonder Book of the Ages" ------ Corinne Heline Pg 70